1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

你有零錢嗎?因為我答應(yīng)我老媽當(dāng)我戀愛時要立刻打電話給她。

2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you?

這里真的好熱，或許那是因為你的關(guān)系?

3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

如果我能重新排列字母， 我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。

4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!

你有地圖嗎?因為我剛在你的眼神中迷失了!

5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

如果你是我眼里的一滴眼淚，我不會 哭因為我害怕會失去你。

6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

我對你的愛就像是瀉肚子一樣，讓我把持不住。

7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.

我是小偷，我是來這兒偷你的心。

8、A. How are you?

B: Fine.

A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.

A: 你好嗎?

B: 好。

A: 我沒有問你長的如何，我只是問你好不好。

9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

我把我的電話簿弄丟了，我能用你的嗎?(雙關(guān)語，其實是跟對方要電 話)