A:What?
B:What happened with that guy at the café?
A:nothing.
B:But you’re crazy about him.
A:Yes, I am.
B:Why don’t you run off with him? What are you waiting for?
A:I don’t actually know him.
B:Really?
A:I only know him through the … you are not gonna believe this.
B:Oh, let me guess. Through the internet?
A:Yes.
B:Hmm. ' You’ve got mail.'