because you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi ~~~~~ what is built nie ah? !

因?yàn)槟悖蚁嘈琶\(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是~~~~~我上輩子是造了什么孽??？！

also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適！

psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!

心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節(jié)快樂！

notice: april fool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

通告：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人！

shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!

沙僧說：我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！悟空說：我有72變！唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢！愚人節(jié)快樂！

after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺！八戒：記住了嗎？

some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的？

you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today april fool's day!

你站在人群中，被柔柔的風(fēng)吹起的長發(fā)，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發(fā)要掉了……今天可是愚人節(jié)哦！

you find one you love deserves the love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

你去找一個值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無法勉強(qiáng)，有些距離無法超越，就像昨天我無法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了！

in my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always hanran sleep…… i really envy you know, oh! sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉！有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的！

yesterday, it was see you, as you are charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is very cute, then you really do not know is how saiguo rabbit.

昨天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛極了，真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過兔子的。

if a mistake was pretty, i have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, i have committed heinous crimes, zhennan life! but you jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

如果長得漂亮是一種錯，我已經(jīng)鑄成大錯；如果聰明是一種罪，我已經(jīng)犯下滔天大罪，做人真難！但你就好啦，既沒錯又沒罪，真羨慕你！

toads pursuit of swans, swan disdain said: if i as long as you die! hama against: the pig also live good? after listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: i just look at messages, i move sheire who?

癩蛤蟆追求天鵝，天鵝不屑地說：我要是長成你這樣早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那豬還活得好好的呢！豬聽了，覺得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招誰惹誰了？

if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

如果你長得難看，請打110；如果你身材不好，請打120；如果你脾氣不好，請打119；如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機(jī)，詳談……

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