1.outside a muffler shop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

一家消聲器店外："根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽到你來了!"

2.outside a hotel: "help! we need inn-experienced people."

酒店門外："幫幫忙!我們?nèi)鄙俪Ｗ⌒【起^的人。"

3.on a desk in a reception room: "we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

接待室的桌上："三個一輪!我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個推銷員!注：第二個剛剛離開。"

4.in a veterinarians waiting room: "be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!"

獸醫(yī)的候診內(nèi)："稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動!"

5.at the electric company: "we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you don't you will be."

在電氣公司："如果你送來鈔票，我們會很高興;如果你不送，就會被斷電。"

6.on the door of a computer store: "out for a quick byte."

電腦專賣店門上："出去找一個更快的字節(jié)。"

7.in a restaurant window: "don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

餐館櫥窗："別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進來吧，吃頓飽飯!"

8.inside a bowling alley: "please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

在保齡球館："保持安靜，我們需要傾聽大頭針落地。"

9.in the front yard of a funeral home: "drive carefully, we'll wait."

在墓地的前院："開車當(dāng)心，我們會等著你的。"

10.in a counselors office: "growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

在咨詢師辦公室："變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。