May love catch you by the throat and force your lips to break into a smile.

愿愛掐住你的脖子，逼你唇上綻出微笑。

May the files of logic be corrupted in your brain by a bug called LOVE.

愿你腦中的邏輯文件都被一個叫做“愛”的程序故障破壞掉。

May you unleash a storm of affection on your loved ones.

愿你將狂風暴雨般的情感傾注到你所愛的人身上。

May chocolates, candies and lovely treats bombard your family members, friends and dear ones.

愿你的家人、朋友和戀人被許多巧克力、糖果和愛的盛宴狂轟亂炸。

May romantic gifts lose their destination and find a way to your shack.

愿浪漫好禮迷失路途，從而來到你的小屋中。

May you be the first victim, if charms indeed can kill.

如果魅力真能殺死人，希望你是第一個受害者。

May you drown into the ocean of two beautiful eyes with none to save you.

愿你被一雙美目的海洋淹沒，而完全沒有得救的可能。

May cupid arrest you and lock your finger with an engagement ring.

愿丘比特逮捕你，并用一枚訂婚戒指鎖住你的手指。

May you run like hell, but trip at the altar and watch your poor single status die a happy death.

愿你在不要命的奔逃中跌倒在祭壇上，于是眼睜睜看著你的單身生活幸福地死去。