第1季第1集 莫妮卡的新男友

01 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!沒什么好說的!他不過是我的同事!

Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少來了，你和那個(gè)人一起出去!拜托，和你交往的男人一定有問題!

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。他駝背?既駝背又帶假發(fā)?

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢著，他吃粉筆嗎?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.各位別急，這不算約會。我們不過是出去吃晚餐，而且不做愛。

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.聽起來好像是說我的約會。

[Time Lapse]

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.記得中學(xué)時(shí)代的夢，我站在自助餐廳，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。

All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.我做過那樣的夢。